Arnav Tutors Khushi & Jalebis vs Funnel Cakes

Part 1

Arnav finally reached Khushi's place to give them some sweets that Anjali bought for them for the engagement. Arnav knocked on the door as he took of his sun glasses and looked around. Khushi opened the door and her usual smile faded away when she saw him. The only words she blabbered out was "Arnav Singh Raizada you?" Arnav looked at her irritated as he was already in a bad mood. "Yes it's me. Who do you think is in front of you? Akash." Underneath his breath, Arnav told himself,"Like Di ever sends him here, it is always me. She better get use to it." She looked up as she was wishing for something and said, "If only it was Akashji. Then both me and jiji would have been happy." Arnav rolled his eyes as he put the box of sweets in her hands. "Here! Di send them." Khushi's eyes widen up as she looked at the box. "Jalebis!" Arnav looked at her like she had problems. "Yes those funnel cake things." Khushi was about to say something, but Payal appeared at the door. "Arnavji, come in. " Khushi looked at Payal shocked as Payal gave her the "Do not argue" look. "While I am not going to let him in," said Khushi confidently as she blocked the entrance. Payal looked at her with irritation and pulled her aside. "What about the kids? Go back and tutor them." Khushi took a quick angry look at Arnav and left. 

Arnav sat down as Payal told him she will get him some tea. Khushi yelled from the other room, "without sugar!" After a few seconds, Arnav heard Khushi teaching the kids really loud. Arnav rested his temple on his palm, but the noise was giving him a bigger head ache. He quickly got up and entered the room."Khushi Kumari Gupta! Keep it down!." Khushi looked up at him as the kids did too. "Get out! This is a tutoring place Arnavji, if you don't like it get out," said Khushi with a smirk. "What the.." Arnav said frustrated. One of the kids yelled out loud, "Hey it is the uncleji that couldn't fix a punctured tire and aunty Khushi had to fix it for him." All the kids start to laugh as Khushi tries to keep her laugh in and Arnav looks at the kids irritated.  "Yes kids, it is that uncleji and I bet he knows how to now. I gave him a book about it. You read it right Arnavji," Khushi asked in her sweet tone. " No I did not," said Arnav with an angry man face. Khushi quickly gets up,"& why not?!" Arnav quickly mutters under his breath, "I can't read hindi well." Khushi crossed her arms and yells, "What!?! I can't hear you!" Arnav yells back to her, " I can't read Hindi well!!" Khushi starts to laugh a bit as the kids start to giggle and quickly stops as she sees Arnav was getting more irritated. She quiet down the kids as she responded, " I will teach you!" Arnav looks at her confused, "right now, between these kids?" "Oh come one," Khushi said as she pulled him and gave him a seat," they don't bite." 

Khushi forced Arnav to sit down as she gave him a passageway to read. At first Arnav didn't agree and the argument  went back and forth. Finally he agreed to read it to shut her up. Arnav with difficulty finished it as the kids started to giggle. Khushi giggled and told him, "see this is why I call you lard governor as you may recall. I just use to call you that cause you are like a rude dictator, but now it suites you." Arnav looked at Khushi angrily and threw the passageway down as he got up and fixed his clothes. "I mean," Khushi continued, " just like lard governors you know  english not hindi. You become a Englishman Arnavji that you don't know even know your own language. This is how we know that the English left you here" Everyone starts to laugh as a little kid gets up and says. "Uncleji, aunty khushi told me that I am going to be lard governor junior if I didn't apologize." Khushi tries not to laugh as the others giggle. "What the...Get out!" Arnav said. "Hey what do you mean GET OUT!? This is my room," said Khushi as she crossed her arms. " I am leaving. Who wants their brain eaten by a crazy girl," Arnav said as he started to walk towards the door." Khushi quickly tried to stop him. Arnav looked at her irritated. "You wanted me to get out now I am," said Arnav as he gave a little smirk. He gently pushed Khushi out the way. Khushi gave a quick whistle to kids. The kids got up and attacked Arnav . They tied him up to the bed's grills. All the kids start to laugh as they sit back down and Khushi starts to teach hindi. Arnav tried to untie himself, but the little kids tied It really tight. His only hope was Payal who can save him now, but for now he will have to listen to the lesson.  

Part 2

Khushi: (looks at Arnav who is tied) Did you learn anything? 

Arnav:(Tries to speak but a bandana is tied around his mouth) 

Khushi: I'll take that as a yes. Ok children...(hears Payal calling for Arnav) Everyone jiji is going to come here soon, so grab him and put him in the closet 

**All the kids get up and with some difficulty, they put him in the closet as Arnav struggles** 

Khushi: Hurry up! Sit! 

**Kids sit down** 

Khushi: Ok kids, time for math! 

Payal:(Enters) Have you seen Arnavji? 

Khushi: Jiji! (Gets up and puts her arms around her) I am teaching here. Why would he be here? You are worrying too much. Maybe he left 

Payal: No Khushi. His car is still outside. 

Khushi:(Eyes widen up) (Thinks---I forgot about his car!) 

Payal:(See's Khushi's sweater on the bed) Khushi! Why is your sweater on the bed. I will put it away.(Walks over and about to reach for it) 

Khushi: JIJI! I will put it away(Grabs it) 

Payal:(Grabs it back from her) I am disturbing your class. For that sorry. Khushi you should get back to teaching. I will put it away(Walks over to the closet) 

Khushi:(watching nervously as the kids watch on too) 

Payal:(opens the closet and screams)Arnavji!! 

Khushi:(mumbles to herself- I am dead now) ( Walks slowly to the door) 

Payal:(Unties him) 

Arnav(Gets up as the kids scream) 

Kid1:Aunty Khushi, we should get going home now BYE!  

Kid2: (whispers to Khushi-Good Luck!) 

**All the kids scream and run out** 

Khushi:(Fake smiles) 

Arnav:Khushi Kumari Gupta!  

Khushi: About that...BYE!(Runs out) 

Arnav:(Chases after her) I am not going to spare you! Now stop running 

Khushi:(Fake laughs) Good joke! I am not stupid! I am not going to...(slips and falls on the ground and Arnav falls on top of her) 

**Both of them have a deep eyelock** 

Payal:(Runs into the room) Khushi! 

Arnav:(Quickly gets off her and fixes himself) 

Khushi:(Gets up ) 

Payal:Khushi! Say sorry to Arnavji! 

Khushi: Wow Payalji. You and Akashji aren't married yet and you already are taking your brother-in-law's side! 

Payal: Enough nonsense. You were wrong Khushi, now apologize 

Khushi: But jiji! You don't even know the whole story 

Payal: I don't want to know. Just say sorry 

Khushi: I am not going to say sorry(crosses her arms) But I will make it up to him by(Pulls him over to the kitchen) By teaching him to make jalebis! 

Arnav:(looks at her angrily) What The! Why would I want to know how to make jalebis 

Khushi: (rolls her eyes) Anjali loves them. You should know to make them so you can some for her 

Arnav: No Need! I can order them 

Khushi: But it doesn't have the same love in them 

Arnav: (rolls his eyes) Anyways I know di will like funnel cakes more not jalebis 

Khushi: I don't care! Funnel or Fannel whatever they are 

Arnav:You just don't want to admit funnel cakes are better than jalebis! 

Khushi: There is nothing to admit when jalebis are 

Arnav:No Funnel Cakes! 

Khushi: Jalebis!  

**The argument goes back and forth. Payal tries to stop it but gets feud up and leaves them a lone) 

Khushi: Fine put your money where your mouth is. Lets have a cook off. I make jalebis and you ...whatever those things are called. Then Anjali and other family members will taste them and pick. 

Arnav:Funnel Cakes. And NO. I don't need to prove anything since it is a fact that funnel cakes are better 

Khushi: Arey Wah! Arnav Singh Raizada backing out from a challenge!(Starts to taunt him like calling him chicken etc) 

Arnav:Enough you are on! 

**5 minutes later** 

Khushi:(Making her Jalebis) 

Arnav:(Staring around the kitchen with no expression) (Thinking-What did I get myself into! I can't even cook! I just need to order them) Excuse me ( Walks outside and orders them) 

Khushi:(Trying to see what he is up to) 

Arnav:(walks in) What?! 

Khushi: Oh nothing. (Trying not to smirk) You didn't even start 

Arnav: Cause I need my personal space! I am going back home and I will cook there 

Khushi: You can't ! You can only cook here 

Arnav:(gets mad) Ok then I am not cooking them(gets his cellphone out and calls again) Yeah this is Arnav Singh Raizada again. Actually deliever them to(tells Khushi's address)  

Khushi: (shocked) Cheater! 

Arnav: There was not rules about this and this is how I cook! 

Khushi: While now I  am going to make the rules. You have to make them by yourself!! 

Arnav: Too late! You should have said that earlier 

Khushi: I did! I said I make jalebis you make funnel cakes 

Arnav: Ok look , but there was no rule that you can't order them 

Khushi:(Gives him the stare) You know what! 

**Door rings** 

Payal:(Opens the door) 

**It is NK, Akash and Mami** 

NK: Nanav! You are here and Khushi, (checks his english-hindi dictionary) I can smell the scent of the jalebis! 

Khushi: (smiles) I see the english-hindi dictionary is doing wonders 

NK:Yes Khushi! Thank you for it. Also I heard this song and it reminded me of you. Jalebi Bhai. Even though I didn't understand the whole thing(Laughs a bit)(Plays the song on his cellphone) 

Khushi:(Laughs and dances) My Fave song! 

NK:(Turns it off)No offence Khushjii! But that new item song,chikni chameli is better. Katrina's best item song! 

Akash: No Nk, Even though Anjali's fave is Chammak Challo and I like that song. But the best one is Katrina's other item song is Sheila ki Jawani.(looks at Payal who has her arms Akash and is looking away) Sorry Payalji. You are more prettier than Katrina Kaif. 

Payal:(Tries not to smile) Thank  you for the compliment! But I am mad at you! 

Akash: Payalji, but why? 

Mami:(Rolls her eyes) 

Payal: Because your choice is wrong! It is all about Munni! 

Khushi: Jiji! No! Jalebi Bhai is the best! 

**Argument goes back and forth** 

**Door Bell rings and Arnavs get it as he rolls his eyes** 

Khushi: Jalebi BHAI! 

Delivery Boy: Funnel Cakes! 

NK: What!? There is a item song called Funnel Cakes! First Jalebi now funnel Cool Nah 

Arnav:(Rolls his eyes) NO NK! I ordered Funnel cakes! 

NK:Ohh, Thanks Nanav! My fave!  

Arnav:(Smirks) See Khushi Kumari Gupta, even he likes funnel cakes. They are better than jalebis 

NK: But jalebis are also my fave, if that counts 

Khushi:(Smiles) Nahneji, if you like jalebis, pick jalebi bhai and I'll give you a lot of jalebis  

Payal: Khushi this is cheating. You can't bribe him with jalebis! But we all know munni is better 

**Argument starts again as Arnav pays the delivery boy** 

Arnav:(Yells) DAMN IT SHUT UP EVERYONE! 

**Everyone becomes quiet** 

Arnav:  I don't care what Item Girl song is better and no body else cares either! 

Khushi: Arnavji is just jealous that there is no funnel cake item song. 

**Everyone agrees** 

NK: We should make a Funnel Cake Item Song for him! I already have an idea. We can hire...

Arnav: Oh just shut up! I don't like any of those item songs 

NK: You ruined it Nanav! You were suppose to pick another item girl or take some one else's side. And I was offering to make a Funnel Cake Item song for you. It will go like (starts his horrible singing )

Arnav:(looks at him angry) 

Mami: Why fear when mami is here. Who needs a favourite item girl or song. You have one right in front of you! Mamaji! 

Bauji:(Enters the house with bags of grocery) (Laughs) (Sarcastic- Yes , you are my fave too) 

Mami:(turns around and rolls her eyes) Hello HI Bye Bye! You are just jealous. 

Bauji: Nandi kishore! (Laughs) 

NK:Right here (smiles) 

Arnav: All of you! Quiet! How did Jalebis vs funnel cakes which started from me and Khushi go to item girls or songs or w.e to all of you! 

Khushi: Arnavji, this is what we call fun 

Arnav:Fun?! More like immature ( About to leave) 

Khushi:(Takes flour and throws at him ) 

**Everyone becomes silent and try not to laugh** 

Arnav: You! (Gets some sugar) (Throws at her, but she ducks down and lands on Mami) 

Mami: Hello Hi BYE BYE! (Gets cinnamon and tries to throw it at Khushi, but lands on Bauji) 

**From there Buaji by accident hits Payal. Payal blames Khushi since she started it and but her aim hits Akash. Mamiji hits Payal for hitting him which causes Akash to be anger and he hits mami. Mami gets mad and tries to hit Akash back but hits NK. 

Mami:(Runs to him) My nephew, me so sorry 

NK:It cool cool, but mamiji, you know me. I can't resist myself from a food fight! (Gets some milk and pours it down Arnav) see! 

**Everyone trying not to laugh** 

Arnav:(Mad and growls at Nk) 

Khushi: By accident squirts some icing on him) 

Arnav:(Closes his eyes with frustration ) 

Khushi: Sorry Arnavji(Trying not to laugh) 

NK: Don't be Khushi. That is the spirit . We can make Arnav a cake. FOOD FIGHT!! 

**The Food Fight Starts**